Someone should coordinate these ads a little better . . .

I saw this on another blog and did a double take ... Disregard the black text below the orange text and read from left to right...yikes!!!

Slug

Today is MLK day. As in Martin Luther King, the greatest civil rights leader of all time. I have off from work tonight, a holiday bestowed upon us with the condition that we will put ourselves out in service to the public today. I do not think I am going to adequately fulfill that condition.

It is now 2 in the afternoon and the kids and I are STILL in our pajamas. Katie did not have school today, so we spent a good part of the morning laying in bed, drinking chocolate milk, snuggling and watching Handy Manny and Charlie & Lola on Playhouse Disney. Or, more accurately, they drank the chocolate milk and watched the cartoons while I attempted to squeeze in a few extra Z's while alternately getting poked and prodded by various fingers in my eyes, mouth, ears, etc.

I have accomplished exactly nothing today. Finding a DSL filter for the new phone we bought yesterday hardly qualifies as an accomplishment, and certainly doesn't fall anywhere in the realm of public service. I suppose the ONE redeeming factor is the ton of baby stuff, clothes and toys we put outside for Purple Heart to pick up today. Or should I say my dear husband put outside, bless his heart.

I guess I'm in a bit of a funk today. Must be the crappy weather coupled with my dear ol' aunt being in town. Blah. I guess everyone is entitled to a slug day every now and again.

Do you think if I brushed my hair and teeth and put some make up on, would that qualify as a public service? At the very least, I wouldn't scare the crap out of small kids and repulse them with my dinosaur breath. Hmmmmm....

Update: Well, I did manage to clean BOTH bathrooms -- so if perhaps some random person needs to use my bathroom, at least they won't catch e coli. So, there's my public service. :0)